near David Tracy grade cars

I work in real estate in Manhattan.

On the entry gate (Google street view), the juxtaposition of a “YOU CAN COUNT ON US” sign on one side, with a “PRIVATE TOW-AWAY ZONE” sign on the other is interesting. Very kind of them to print the name of the tow company on the sign itself. I’d certainly look to see if there is any association with the tow company…

The Montana Valley Apartments manager noted that the complex doesn’t allow cars with rust, dents, flat tires, or bad paint to sit in front of its complex.

Sounds like someone was a fan of the Max Headroom signal incident. 

Fucking elves. I knew it.

“The other unbelievable thing I learned about the Ariel Atom is that a shockingly small percentage of owners actually track their cars. The number they gave was something around four percent.”

This is disgusting.

“The one that matches her bright grin.On the bright side, however, I’m quite certain Murray Walker will be astonished to see her enter the much-exalted race in the skies on a van and overtaking the other drivers (and motorcyclists) as though they were standing still. A van that somehow packs an M5 and a 911 GT3-R.”

Queen of the Nurburgring, top-shelf driver, a glowing personality, probably one of the biggest surprises I’ve seen on either show. Her rapport with Chris Harris later in the TopGear reboot was incredible, to say nothing of the impression she left on the original three. I’m gutted.

I need to change clothes today.  I need my Fuck Cancer shirt.  Because Fuck Cancer.

Count me in

yes, but it played tapes, too

He called BLM - literally a movement that began as hope that, just maybe, America could assign the same value to Black Lives as they do white ones - a domestic terrorist organization.

This guy does not give a single glorious fuck.

Korean isn't half bad either. I couldn't stop laughing when someone taught me one of their swears translates to "you look like a dog's dick." 

Is it Finland that has “ski into a cunt”?

I can’t actually remember them, but I used to have a few Bosnian co-workers and I’m pretty sure every Slavic curse is somehow related to mom-fucking.

I was laughing so hard at those that if I had been chased into the dick forest I would have immediately choked to death.

I keep getting spam calls from this place talking about jury duties, and contempt, and bench warrants and shit. Like bro, stop fucking calling me, I don’t need a fucking bench.

I’ll raise you an Accord.