You. Out.

so many porn jokes...NP btw

And it’s got a Roadkill plate frame! That’s worth at least like $50 on its own.

I’m sorry, but pop-up headlamps, a hatchback, a manual, and all for only $5k?

Anyone who votes CP should leave Jalopnik forever.

Absolutely amazing

Prototype

I figured Kiwis were the PG version of Australians.

Booo. Turn in your Jalop card and burn whatever slow POS you have.

Pretty sure this exact scenario happened to me passing through the construction on Hwy 290 just outside of Houston. Nothing on that highway makes sense right now.

I love it when the little ones use profanity in perfectly benign sentences, because they think it’s just another adjective..

Have...have you traveled with my family and I?

If we got by Yttrium’s comment, how come you still exist?

The proper response when you’re in the way outside lane and are going to miss your exit on the freeway is this: Foot off gas, foot over brake, spew about 15 dozen profanities while foot hovers over brake and you pass exit without speed really decreasing, mash foot onto gas and accelerate like an insane person,…

You’re a fucking idiot. It’s 100% on the car.

This similar brand of stupidity caused a toxic chemical spill:

Looks like a Fisher Price product.

Are you sure that’s not just a Landau (Calrissian) roof?

Ha ha, well then good luck. I think I’d paint it like Kurt’s shirt and put dirty yellow shag on the roof.

Even the random ass skull Luke uses to help kill the Rancor has a backstory!