I raced my Old Bug against one of those in the late ‘80's. The Iltis is actually pretty damn capable!

Install Linux on it before you bring it online.

Well if it works for Magic buses, Corvairs, and Fargos, why not?

Hah, very close, though I can’t imagine that it would be anything less than pants-shittingly terrifying to drive if that was forward control like the Star Hunter.

Who has the keys for the LOIC? We’ve acquired a target.

Guess who’s kicking himself for getting rid of all his CarToons because he was sick of moving them around? Yeah, this guy.

This is the kind of bike I’ll finally get my Class 6 for. Light, more than enough power to get the job done, and can go off-road when I want to.

I’d take a rat-bagged Toyota van over any Caravan at this point.

That’s it, you’re getting coal in your stocking.

I remember reading something about that, though it was stated that the wagon was indeed safer.

You reference GoT, but post a Conan video?

I can get behind that.

OK, sticking around for the payoff was worth it. I hope those two ignorant yokels shit their pants.

Beat me to it, thanks.

As long as the car takes the assault charges and not me, I’m fine with that.

I was so disappointed when my parents got a ‘74 Pinto. They didn’t plump for the wagon, which was clearly the cooler (and safer!) choice.

Holy fuck. I’ve got the urge to set this asshole’s car on fire. there’s no call for that.

Agreed!

Yeah, the interior is a little wakka-chikka-wakka-chikka for my tastes. Butterscotch leather and brushed aluminum.

Now I can’t unsee that, thanks.