That’s a can of worms that no-one should consider opening until after the election y’all are having. There’s enough shit going on.

Yup! It certainly works better as a TV tray than it does for downforce, especially considering that downforce usually only comes into play at around 70mp/h, which most of the street cars they’re attached to are realistically incapable of doing safely.

See, sometimes the government *does* work for us!

Well, if the police back home aren’t gonna bust them, why shouldn’t it be the same over here?

I hope/know you’re joking, but the last town (that’s right, a small town) had a guy with a park-bench spoiler on a Tercel. Always saw it in the church parking lot.

Hah! Rural? Try downtown Saskatoon, with streets lit and everything (because we’re not fucking savages). Foglights, highbeams, you name it. They feel compelled to have those lights on because they’re installed.

“Psssh, you think I’m going to use juvenile contractions and emoticons to elicit information I wouldn’t otherwise be privy to? Pishposh, I move to dismiss”

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That’s the one.

Can’t recall specific individuals at the moment, but the entity soon to be known as IBM was fairly instrumental at the whole, y’know, increasing the efficiency at which the Nazis exterminated Jews and other “undesirables”.

What kind of beefcake are you gonna gift yourself with when you get COTD?

This is great and all, but I prefer the Ferrari-powered Citroen BreadVan.

And the dildo shift knob.

I’m pretty sure the only way to snag an unmolested Prelude is to flag down a T.A.R.D.I.S. and hitch a ride to your favourite year.

I don’t even give a shit about the colour of the lights, but every douchenozzle that installs ridonkulous LED off-road lights and then fries everyone’s retinas because they feel the need to use them on the highway needs to die in a fire.

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They’re just waiting for someone to witness them.

Not to mention the Lambo doors and cornucopia of A-pillar mounted guages that light up, but aren’t generally connected to anything.

Well, if the SRT-4 takes the heat off of the ol’ Fox platform, then I can’t really complain.

*kachunk*