“Psssh, you think I’m going to use juvenile contractions and emoticons to elicit information I wouldn’t otherwise be privy to? Pishposh, I move to dismiss”

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That’s the one.

Can’t recall specific individuals at the moment, but the entity soon to be known as IBM was fairly instrumental at the whole, y’know, increasing the efficiency at which the Nazis exterminated Jews and other “undesirables”.

What kind of beefcake are you gonna gift yourself with when you get COTD?

This is great and all, but I prefer the Ferrari-powered Citroen BreadVan.

And the dildo shift knob.

I’m pretty sure the only way to snag an unmolested Prelude is to flag down a T.A.R.D.I.S. and hitch a ride to your favourite year.

I don’t even give a shit about the colour of the lights, but every douchenozzle that installs ridonkulous LED off-road lights and then fries everyone’s retinas because they feel the need to use them on the highway needs to die in a fire.

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They’re just waiting for someone to witness them.

Not to mention the Lambo doors and cornucopia of A-pillar mounted guages that light up, but aren’t generally connected to anything.

Well, if the SRT-4 takes the heat off of the ol’ Fox platform, then I can’t really complain.

*kachunk*

Man, his turn as Sir Isaac Newton is *easily* one of the best ERB videos ever made.

While the ass of the concept was far batter, the front end of the pictured racecar in the original post is my preference.

By that that metric, a Yak is a VolksWagen.

Attenborough is always a good choice. Some documentaries either have foreign language elements, which leave me opening my eyes to look at the subtitles, or they’ve got musical elements that render me too amped to sleep.

I see you’ve found your kink.

This is what I’m now visualising when I hear Grynch rapping “whippin’ mah mama Volvo”