"Hey asshole, stop honking, I'm trying to turn here, gimme a sec!"

While I'm sure it would have a very comfortable ride, judging turns would be a BITCH.

So true, and yet so few do it.

And by the looks of it, anyone over 5'7" would BE the roll bar. Thqat thing's gotta be tiny.

I couldn't watch Pineapple Express or any similar movies previous to this - I just seem to have a threshold for stupid.

Shivers? Goddamn, my hair stood on end! I can hardly wait to see this!

I did this not even a month ago with an old T-shirt and a tube of toothpaste, and it works wonders.

Damn, that looks evil!

Israel used to use the AR platform (M16/ar-15, et al) but now has the home-grown Tavor TAR-21 bullpup carbine. Pretty sweet too - ambidextrous, although you have to buy a separate bolt for it.

I know he's done all sorts of Whedon stuff, and he's pretty bloody awesome as Castle, but he'll always be my Captain.

The want is strong with this one.

That Golf Plus looks like a Caravan that shrunk in the wash. Damn.

A Dino as a DD? Wow.

You just made my morning- thanks!

I was afraid of that, not that the '909' on his neck didn't give it away...

True that!

I thought $230k was the price of trying fo marry the cheerleader? :-P

Or to put it another way, "taking offense is a choice".

FML, is that sharpie, or just the worst tattoos he could afford?

Noted - I've asked this question before, both online and in person, and those I've asked have either not read the book (and thus have no opinion on it), or have read it and agree.