@west-coaster: As long as it passes mechanical inspection here in Saskatchewan, it''ll be good to go, as we don't do smog tests here. Plus, it'll get more looks than the two R8's and the Gallardo here in Saskatoon.

@Didactic-tactics: Well I thought I was done with therapy.

@pz: I'm assuming you got out first, otherwise I'd imagine you've got some mad skateboard skills.

@Xander Crews: .

@gnarlycharlie4u: But then everyone would think you're a Jewish dentist, unless you're going for that effect.

@∞Gïmmï∞Mørgäikkøŋëŋ∞: He probably got the idea from The Amazing Screw-On Head.

@Ravey Mayvey Slurpee's current urge: V12 Volvo: I say road trip - Saskatoon isn't that far from TO.

@87CE 95PV Type Я says HAPPY NEW YEAR: The blonde doesn't do anything for me, but I'm weak for gingers.

@saneroner: Safety first, maaaaan.

@sirbasilfawlty: Since there's bugger-all for counter-weights, I'm just going to assume that can't lift much more than the blonde and a flat of beer.

@AMG=OMG: It might actually be the most correct answer here.

@t_s: Sounds like my ex-wife.

@Turbineguy - now with Ash78-less dispersant: My fave from Urban Dictionary -

@Jason: Rapacious investors who'd rather raze historic buildings than recondition them for commercial/residential use. I'd kill to turn even half a floor into a wicked studio/loft apartment, but they're completely opposed to anything that doesn't line their pockets with obscene amounts of cash.

@The Squalor and the Fury: So, you've been to East Van then?

@BrtStlnd: Because MC Hammer was such a role model.

@Jeb_Hoge: More like a skullet, but yeah, I see it now.

@Artemis47: He does that on Jalopnik too.

@resplendent.bitch: Then you really don't want to be anywhere near a dealership in Saskatchewan.

@FormerlyTheGreatestDriver: Some of us can be gentlemen, honest!