You want a "gif meme" on top of that hilarious "Cop Fiction" line? That's just greedy.

I don't have any evidence for this but I guarantee Lynch read that "Cop Fiction" line out loud several times to himself because he thought it sounded so cool.

It's even more pointless to parody non-scary source material when they've started doing a separate "three non-canonical segments" episode every couple seasons anyway.

Terry Bradshaw in response to Mr. Burns machine-gunning a victim: "Aw, ya hate to see that. It's that kind of showboating that turns people off this sport."

In your face, fishwife!

My wild guess? Annalise had Frank kill Bonnie's father.

She would have deserved it but I'm kind of glad she didn't for the same reason Alan Arkin said he was glad Abigail Breslin didn't: it becomes way harder for an artist to grow and explore when they hit the ceiling that early.

It's not a movie but I would also mention Strange Empire, this wonderful, offbeat (apparently defunct?) Canadian series I found on Netflix that's basically Fury Road as a Western.

Please donate to my Kickstarter to realize Jean Rand's vision and make "Gallic Shrug Part III."

I remember that! I remember being annoyed by what a generic title it was too. Although the genuine article gave us "Why I'm Afraid of Bees" and "Piano Lessons Can Be Murder," titles so stilted one mentally adds "Tyler Perry's" to them.

I think the most cringe-inducing thing about the sequel was how basically the central conflict is his teacher publicly humiliating him for being fat.

Blogger Beware's hatred of Evan is by proxy the greatest thing Stine has ever done.

There have been sequels that got details about the previous books flagrantly wrong (and not in a nitpicky way, either) so by the time they were coming out monthly there was definitely some of that going on.

I was doing okay on the Night in Terror Tower movie before that shriveled muppet peasant crone showed up. NOPEnopenopenopenope.

Everyone acted like Mitt Romney didn't know real people's struggles but there he is getting a summer job just like a regular guy.

That and "Harold" were like the only two stories where the prose was as nightmarish as the art.

One of my biggest disappointments was finding out the entry for "Attack of the Mutant," the very first of the books I read, was from way back when they were basically just straight recaps.

Not him repeatedly going back to the well of an antagonist who manipulates young girls (ALWAYS girls) and declares them his "slaves?"

Maybe by then the economy will be so terrible the ascendant generation isn't worth investing in.

I do too, but I think it's more of an actor's piece. The script is fairly bog-standard biopic.