Hey man, just calling it like I see it. Nothing wrong with appreciating other dudes. Maybe we’d all be mentally healthier if we were nicer to each other.  

Yeah. Panic attacks ssssuuuuuccccckkk and the worst part is, outside of those who suffer them it’s relatively uncommon to know what they actually are (your brain’s fight-or-flight response triggering incorrectly resulting in full-blown physical panic, not “oh man I’m anxious”) and virtually unknown what that actually…

My kids was 2.5 and not making words. Communicative, just not real worlds. Went online. I was convinced he had autism. Started eating at me. Could not get him to see a specialist. Over the next couples weeks...something in my head just starting sparking...and I had my first real panic attack. I was ruined for like…

Major anxiety sufferer. I had a panic attack during a very important work meeting. His candor is appreciated.

Boarding the plane last is a benefit, not a detraction. Who wants to sit on the plane longer? Yeah yeah overhead bin space, just check your damn bag (at the gate, they will almost ALWAYS give free gate check on every flight). If it means a half hour less of sitting on an airplane, I’ll wait for my stupid bag at the…

It was unclear exactly what was left on the voicemail due to Berman’s Mumblin’, Bumblin’, and Stumblin’.

Unlike Kobe, who gets them non-consensually in Colorado hotel rooms.

“Jordan Clarkson, in his head, felt that the Sixers should run out the clock.”

“Well in MY head I felt that the Cavaliers should play some D. How about that.”

LeBron crotch goblins nom nom nom

“I like to call this one, ‘James Fucking Harden “Play of the Year” My Ass’.”

He’s sucked all of the sarcasm out of the comment section. Incredible.

He calls that move the “Fuck You, Laura Ingraham”

So the basketball’s been CGI this whole time?

Well, that didn’t take long for Harden’s crossover to be one-upped.

I’m just guessing, but maybe Johnson isn’t insecure enough to have to respond violently to embarrassment?

Well, with Wes Johnson down, Harden’s definitely gonna need a new Challenger.

He didn’t extend his arm - the multiple replay angles easily show that. Johnson just landed awkwardly on his foot when he was moving with Harden and that’s what brought him down.

And here I thought that a Rocket resulting in a lifeless pile of flesh was due to an O-ring.

A shirtless Gronk, covered in body glitter, stands atop a Cancun balcony, staring off in the distance, as he finishes his Bud Light Lime, and mutters “Yo soy fiesta.” It is only there, above the crashing of the waves that he realizes he has no idea who he has been saying yo to, all these years.