There are intangibles in sports, too. Damian has been a steady, loyal leader whose teammates love him and that almost definitely leads to a better team - greater team effort on the floor, more resilience during hard times, easier to attract and retain players. Kyrie is like the exact opposite which makes his slightly…

Fucking A-1 analysis Burneko. Nailed it.

If the Warriors had kept Mark Jackson as coach they would be the Houston Rockets now.

The next bill needs to prohibit Emmert from making money off his likeness or otherwise.

Eaton’s statement is moronic and illogical and he pretty much says he supports exploitation, just not this much, so let’s get that out of the way.

Got it, thanks for the cliff notes. That’s pretty funny.

Lots of calls for quotes from the reporter to see if he crossed a line. I think they missed that “I’ll knock you the fuck out, bro” line which, if I'm not mistaken, is admissable in NY State court as proof of douche-ness.

Dude, proofread your articles before posting them.

“One would think that two members of the Mets would be used to not being able to get someone out by now.”

The “pill” cannot impact drag. I know this because I completed HS physics so I am basically an aerodynamics expert.

I think you're right. It's like a giraffe trying to go down stairs.

That Uncle Drew thing clearly got Kyrie's theatrical juices flowing.

You said the Pels got 3 picks for one from Atlanta, but I read the Pels and Hawks trade also included the Pelicans sending Solomon Hill, the No. 57 pick and a future second-rounder, and Atlanta is sending a heavily protected first-rounder in 2020.

This is a victimless sob story. If he is as good as you say and he thinks, then he’ll just end up making some less money - bummer - but will have a good chance to play in the NBA.

Well.... I’ll take a shot at it. What could be worse?

My biggest takeaway, and it’s a deeply meaningful one, is that it’s a fucking relief that even pro athletes have a hard time walking down those wide stadium steps with any kind of rhythm.

Yeah? Not if one of them insists on naming you, Chauncey, though.

Imagining all those players climbing out of Anthony Davis like a clown car is entertaining my mind right now.

Could this possible be anything but a coordinated campaign BY the USWNT asking teams to do EXACTLY THIS? I see zero indication these men’s teams came up with this idea.

Trying to decide if him maybe going to the Lakers is worse for me because I hate the Lakers, or I don’t want to be wrong about my Clips theory. My ego is almost as big as my LA hatred. Scary thought.