Could be, but Kawhi has seen high functioning front offices and may choose the Clips for more substantial reason. That said, the more important point is you should feel completely free to trash them as an LA team even if it’s not entirely defensible.

Door’s wide open for Bronnie Jr. He could contribute! Watch for Silver to announce a LeBron Doctrine and waive the eligibility rules.

The Clippers seem decently well run, but your point is good and it’s why i don’t think the smart ones will play for the Lakers or Knicks. But Kyrie and others may just go there for the club scene.

No, that goes towards their Mid-Level Douche exception.

Recreate that Heat magic baby! And with their cap issues there’s a chance the 3rd star is, in fact, Dwyane Wade himself

They should just hire the real Rob Lowe and have him act the part of GM. The results would be just as good but with much more creative made-up stories about dead actors.

That is great, right. My inner cynic says this has more to do with Lonzo’s exit from LA. There’s no fan base to appeal to now. But I’ll take good news when I can get it!

Yeah, I think it was a pretty big omission. The story is a little more nuanced than the other made it sound.

But then I must accept the DR is the home of both 11-man, $7,800 hit squads who can’t shoot straight AND local police forces that can pull of conspiracies that fool the entire globe’s media outlets. No es verdad.

The Bahia and the Hard Rock apparently just cratered the market for hit jobs.

Not sure that’s a big distinction, it was pretty critical game...

I think you meant to say “die in a fiery plane crash?”

I’m waiting for the official statement from Capela clarifying that he has hated both those fuckers for years just so everyone knows, thanks.

Don’t you hate when you order an Apollo 11 but they give you the Apollo 1 by accident?

We should have seen this one coming when Chris Paul got so triggered about the toaster but just eye-rolled when Clutch demolished the whole room. There were warning signs. I feel partly to blame.

Can someone translate that into “old person” please?

They’re a little late to the meeting but we’d like to welcome James H. and Chris P. to the Rockets Haters Anonymous meeting.

I think Boston is idiotic not to meet his price given they were planning on two All-NBA players and both didn’t come through. That’s when you bite the bullet and overpay and if needed dump salary later. They are not going to find a replacement for him.

I tried it for a sec. Not actually fun at all to be honest.

I need to borrow your wrench when you’re finished forcing that joke into your comment.