In Stanton’s defense, I can understand why he might not want to turn the other cheek.

I’m not even a Vikings fan, Drew, but if Brees ends up in Minnesota, I will also shit your pants.

‘zactly. Deadbeat Chads.

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

Aw. Prayers up for you, buddy.

I always made chili with beans. My wife became allergic to beans about 7 years ago.

Ice Fishing is the “Drinking Rubbing Alcohol” stage of fishing junkies trying to get their fix.

The last time I got such enjoyment out of seeing a blogger on ice, I was working as an usher at Andrew Breitbart’s wake.

Because of the school connection, that should get Steve Miller banned.

Okafor traveling unnecessarily? YOU DONT SAY!

Yeah, please fuck off forever. I’ve lived through catastrophic natural disasters. People need to eat and drink clean water. Christ, go jerk yourself off with Atlas Shrugged again, you wretched piece of shit.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.