I thought Reddit was Gamergate’s special corner of Reddit.

We just finished up the annual week that we spend finding out how many teenagers and twenty-somethings think blackface is awesome.

THEY’RE CARVING SMILEY FACES ON BUTTS.

Cats and dogs living together, MASS HYSTERIA.

Well, considering Donald Trump will have all the same relevance to the country at large as Andrew Dice Clay does a year from now...

Cecily Strong could do it, given the writers’ apparent belief that she’s close enough to work whenever they need a Latina character.

WTF kind of weird background is in that first picture? Is she going to be ambushed on a Colonial Ghost Walk?

Jared Fogle’s work-release is going well.

Black kids don’t get to be kids, even if they’re richer than God.

CNBC literally invented the Tea Party, you whining choads.

I’m not suggesting that the two of them planned the hospitalization just so they could avoid going to this, I’m just saying that’s what I would have done.

Definitely Damon’s. They don’t have to wait for people to say “You know, the guy from The Hurt Locker?” before their services are required.

“he’s more focused on his craft than what everyone is making.”

Well, yeah, but I can believe those same dudes just really, really don’t like trans people just as easily.

Is there a chair for people who have no idea what meter is?

I mean, I can see how they’d forget how establishmentarianism works given how hopeless the RNC is at controlling the unelectable shouting pumpkin.

Nah they won’t change their talking points at all. These people think ACORN still exists.

Oh, Christ me.

Pretty sure “Michael King” was intentional; there’s a meme among white nationalists, especially the kind that Ain’t Racist or Nothin’ But... that says King’s real name is “Michael” because Senior changed his name. This is presented as some devastating indictment of both of them somehow.

He talks like a very young child writing an essay. “I love ice cream because it is very, very good.”