Is that what goatse was?

It’s a pretty good one now.

He looks like a Mick Jagger jack-o’-lantern carving kit.

I can only speak for myself but even when I was 11 I didn’t think “bigly” was a word.

Our ability to read sarcasm tags, apparently.

Nobody even capped the one about how the towers wouldn’t have come down if they’d been more yoooooj and luxurious.

Lies, damned lies and statistics, as they say.

As a human being made of YouTube comments, I think Ann Coulter is the Ann Coulter of YouTube.

She also did one making fun of “sluts.” No timid adherent to society’s sacred cows, she!

She looks like a young Ann Coulter and shares her “say hateful, lazy crap I might not even believe” business model so I suspect some sort of time-travel deal. Let’s put them in the same room so they both blow up.

Single Worst Female.

She looks like a young Ann Coulter and shares her “say hateful, lazy crap I might not even believe” business model so I suspect some sort of time-travel deal. Let’s put them in the same room so they both blow up.

Me Talk Presidential One Day.

This from the guy whose only facial expression makes him look like he lost a bet where the loser had to blow the winner.

Allison Tolman!

And if you’re a kiddy-fiddler I’ll write blog posts furiously demanding who among ye can say he has never fingered his younger sisters.

I don’t trust either of them. This is Redmayne’s second consecutive role putting on a marginalized identity not his own as a costume and at this point he just seems like a shamelessly cynical awards-monger.

This season of Justified is weird.

“Botswanna,” huh?

To be fair, Fleming was a classist moron too. He said Connery couldn’t be Bond because he looked like a “lorry driver” and would definitely have had blood coming out of his wherever at the notion of a black guy doing it.