Our ability to read sarcasm tags, apparently.

Nobody even capped the one about how the towers wouldn’t have come down if they’d been more yoooooj and luxurious.

Lies, damned lies and statistics, as they say.

As a human being made of YouTube comments, I think Ann Coulter is the Ann Coulter of YouTube.

She also did one making fun of “sluts.” No timid adherent to society’s sacred cows, she!

She looks like a young Ann Coulter and shares her “say hateful, lazy crap I might not even believe” business model so I suspect some sort of time-travel deal. Let’s put them in the same room so they both blow up.

Single Worst Female.

She looks like a young Ann Coulter and shares her “say hateful, lazy crap I might not even believe” business model so I suspect some sort of time-travel deal. Let’s put them in the same room so they both blow up.

Me Talk Presidential One Day.

This from the guy whose only facial expression makes him look like he lost a bet where the loser had to blow the winner.

And if you’re a kiddy-fiddler I’ll write blog posts furiously demanding who among ye can say he has never fingered his younger sisters.

I don’t trust either of them. This is Redmayne’s second consecutive role putting on a marginalized identity not his own as a costume and at this point he just seems like a shamelessly cynical awards-monger.

This season of Justified is weird.

“Botswanna,” huh?

To be fair, Fleming was a classist moron too. He said Connery couldn’t be Bond because he looked like a “lorry driver” and would definitely have had blood coming out of his wherever at the notion of a black guy doing it.

WORDS MEANING THINGS IS A COMMUNIST PLOT.

To “politicize” in this case, of course, means to say anything about guns or abusive partners.

This will be blamed on Obama or #BlackLivesMatter before the bodies are cold.

You’re an angry piece of shit who killed his ex like a thousand others before you. You don’t get to make this a social statement, dickbag.

Maybe he should have thought about that before he embarked on a second career harrumphing at black people who actually worked against racial injustice to pull up their pants.