Ironic that it turns out Pete Carroll was a sleeper agent to ruin football all along.

38, obviously.

So how many times per show should we call and ask if he’ll ever pay back the good(?) people of Rhode Island?

Always good to see some bloated dunce who seems unemployable finally getting off the taxpayer teat.

Curt and Breitbart......Two turds of a toilet bowl.

Ratings are down.

And Leo DiCaprio won an Oscar. We’re fucked.

Okay, I think it’s End Times; some real Revelations-level stuff.

There’s totally an asteroid headed our way, right? That, or the zombie apocalypse is imminent, because that is the only way this World Series makes sense.

Fuck, this means that Trump is gonna win, right?

Cubs or Indians... This feels wrong somehow

There’s something you don’t see every day.

Suck it Cubs haters!!!! Go Cubbies!!!!

Isn’t that kind of genius. If you are going to give up a safety why not ensure that you can run as much of the clock out as you can?

Antonio Cromartie should call Green if he’s serious about finishing the job.

“The Human Vasectomy” is glorious.

There’s always one.

For some context, the last dude was Mike Legg, whose greatest claim to fame as a hockey player was this goal.