He is pretending to be a strict follower of the Constitution, so...

And then gets to shoot Bernie Sanders in a duel.

He thinks if he loses, it means he becomes Vice President.

-1 Linebacker

Wow.

Didn’t work for the Chiefs, won’t work for the Browns.

I know the Indians mascot is all sorts of racist, but it’s another Cleveland team just 4 wins away from a championship.

deadspin is far to PC to tell it like it really is. thank god we have you

This man deserves another ring!

When did winning the league stop being a thing? Every headline is “[team] is going to the Word Series” now. What’s wrong with saying they won the pennant?

Game 1 of the World Series in Cleveland will indeed by joined by Cavs opener/ring ceremony across the street the same night

As if the article itself didn’t stoke enough bad memories, you go and throw THIS SHIT at me, too? You monster.

And here he is stretching out his hands:

In a Dodger article comment thread, if any name deserves spell check it’s Koufax.

Sorry but I’m going to be that guy...

Welcome to Fitzmagic, suckers!

Give him a break; that cross he’s holding is only half complete!

+, er, -1

Learn how to bleed like a pro. Now lemme see those pictures of yer daughter at cheer leading camp.