So Ash, to what are we drinking this evening?

The odds that Ted Cruz would ever be confirmed to fill a Supreme Court vacancy is next to impossible - regardless of what Trump says - given that said confirmation would be in the hands of his colleagues in the Senate...and they’ve voted Cruz “Most Bloated, Insufferable Manatee” in the Senate Yearbook’s superlatives…

This man LIKES coconut cream pie? He deserves to be behind bars.

How hardy is “hardy”? Has the statue ever been to a volcano?

In fairness to the eastern portion of Missouri, not having to watch the Rams on Sunday anymore constitutes a win.

No mention of how with our signing of Clipboard Jesus, our delusional fandom is bordering on full-on religion?

So that’s what Greg Hardy is doing with himself now.

Kessler wouldn’t have been added regardless as that’s a list of the Browns’ starting QBs.

WHAT DID YOU DO TO SAMER, EMMA????

8nice0

I miss the Gratuitous Simpsons Quote :(

Nice

MERRY CHRISTMAS, DEADSPIN!

They should invite Karlos Williams to join them.

Good for the NCAA.

For those interested in seeing how this chart was assembled, please consult the following:

Wait, Matt, why are you posting screencaps from Dr. Strangelove?

Counterpoint: that .gif is beautiful and deserves a Pulitzer.

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