You’ve got to feel for the City of Charlotte here, since, in essence, they’re getting punished for doing the right thing.

Funny, I thought Ndamukong Suh left Detroit.

...and Draper will continue to make all of our lives hell in the process.

I know it will never ever ever ever EVER happen, but a tiny part of me wants to see Russ on the Kings so badly. While I love Russ, and don’t want to see him get entangled in such a shitshow, goddammit, putting two of the most talented, fun to watch, mercurial, volatile, and moody young players together would make for…

Trevor: you’re a pitcher, for chrissakes

69 losses = “nice” .gif party

DON’T FORGET THAT JON WILL BE HELPING HIM DURING THE CONVENTIONS!!!!

To protect themselves when the bad men come!!! the world from devastation

Since this occurred in Florida, I think it is safe to say that he was clearly standing his ground.

The more I hear from Dana White, the more I grow to appreciate Roger Goodell. What say you to that, Roger?

Brian Hoyer led* the Texans to the playoffs. Once.

His last name is only foreign because - I’m convinced - it was assigned to him by the CIA.

There has only ever been one time a Hack-a-Player was enjoyable and that was almost 8 years ago:

To a certain extent, that actually happened once before:

No 55 gallon drum of lube? This Prime Day sucks.

No 55 gallon drum of lube? This Prime Day sucks.

Before I let that hapPin, sir, you should know that I’m a Squirtle.

“Gyarados? Please, that’s a Dratini.”

Until more details come out, I’m convinced that Steven Adams’ testicles were once again the victims.