I fear for the safety of my television and my windows should I ever happen to pick up a book on such a subject as I would inevitably end up throwing it at something out of sheer frustration.

Apparently

I hope to god that this guy shows up again at the Q in 37 days.

This was the type of game that leads JVG to have wet dreams.

On the basketball court, absolutely.

This was the best display of defense Cleveland put on the floor all quarter.

Draymond is a bigger fan of NBA genitals than even Lisa Ann.

This is the first JVG monologue that I’ve found worthwhile since...

To the best of my knowledge, yes.*

I’m still waiting for Drew’s take.

Thank you for acknowledging it, Tim. The fact that the main site had yet to mention it was very disappointing.

While I’m sure Denton has his reasons, the fact that Gawker has yet to run a single blurb acknowledging this is rather disappointing.

Blithering Whites

Suarez was chomping at the bit to get on the pitch.

Man, Jim Tomsula won’t get a good night’s sleep all week, the poor bastard.

*Manziel enters courtroom*

Abridged Version to Not Getting Shot:

If I had to pick, I’d honestly wager on the former.

I’m a native Clevelander; I never think we have a shot at winning anything.

As a native Clevelander I have been raised to believe that there are three inevitabilities in life: death, taxes, and sports ineptitude. Don’t you DARE make me reassess my worldview.