*was

Don’t rush your recovery, Jahlil; remember that it’s a Process.

Sanchez is nobody’s idea of a contender’s quarterback

Bye Billy

Sam Hinkie would be proud.

Let’s not kid ourselves: Meyer runs Ohio; Kasich does not.

Awwww man.

Whales and Sharks are the same, for all intents and porpoises, right? Is anyone here a marine biologist?

Wait, Dana White is a dude?

That's a first-overall pick, right there!

Hey Kevin, don’t forget to shit on Dellavedova, whose insistence on jumping on people playing ̷ ̷s̷ ̷crappy defense resulted in a 1-shot technical when he fouled before the ball was inbounded with ~20 seconds left. Without that, the Cavs’ three pointer with ~2 seconds left would have tied the game.

Which will we hear the end of first: Benghazi or Ballghazi?

He sounds like a wounded seagull.

These Yoenis Cespedes off-season updates have yet to get old. I still crack a smile every time I see his latest shenanigans.

Only “pretty gross,” Samer? Hold on...let me find a UV light to hold up the Mariott’s bullshit argument.

It looks more like Harry Potter’s arm after Lockhart made his bones disappear.

Just another reason to hate “The Process”

I don’t care how many bitches he throws, he’s still no Dog Fister.

Donyell Marshall must be ecstatic to be thought of in the same sentence as Steph and Kobe.

This montage made me giddy like a schoolgirl.