It happened two years ago and is still part of Deadspin lore...

Like, who on earth are the people who didn’t previously own a Derrick Rose or Kobe Bryant jersey but decided to buy one this year?

+1...2...5

Don’t you mean, “scrappy,” Draper?

Hey now, it took TWO coin tosses to dictate this matchup...

Green Bay was the 5 seed. Seattle was the 6. It would be in Green Bay, no?

Wait, are you summarizing his commentary to this or his commentary to Odell’s catch last year?

It’s a leap year, Albert. Come February 29th, am I supposed to care or not?

The Cleveland Browns Way is to either to waste a pick like this on a lineman or to trade down (and THEN to waste it on a lineman).

Clausen has not.

You’re selling Mike Polk Jr. short, Samer. He was also responsible for the video where “Factory of Sadness” was born.

You’re selling Mike Polk Jr. short, Samer. He was also responsible for the video where “Factory of Sadness” was born.

Is it really sexual assault if all of the victims are Volunteers?

Joe Buck: “Let’s go out to our NFL Rules Expert, Mike Pereira. Did you see enough there to overturn that call, Mike?”

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I loved American Pie and I worship at the alter of Barney Stinson and How I Met Your Mother...and yet I still am not a huge fan of Alyson Hannigan. Something is the matter with me...but we already knew that on account of my being a Browns fan.

Or you get a job with the New York Yankees

While I agree that neither Steelers nor the Patriots would make as drastic of a move as giving this level of authority to someone who is not a football guy, I find it entirely plausible that - if DePodesta approached either organization and expressed his interest in joining - they would find a place for him.

Because they’re the Browns.

When I reported the news to my father, he said: