I’ll offer my defense of the Holdo logic hole here: She isn’t a good teacher, much as Poe isn’t a good student. 

I was simultaneously disappointed and absolutely in love with this entry.

This one tweet almost got me to watch it.

Or... just don’t commit sexual assault. That works, too.

Confirmed. The only way to remain bulletproof against sexual assault allegations is to be a member of the current United States’ GOP.

.00984% of the time it works every time.

That’s what I don’t understand about this stuff. Not only are these acts repugnant, wrong and immoral.... They’ve got to be wildly ineffective too.

Now, here is the curious thing with this particular situation: guys like this talk a lot. So, I would think that they’ve all said something rather crude about Jami to one another. Then, I would think that they’d admit they tried something with Jami.

This is such fire my phone self immolated. Replying from my PC.

Oh yessssss, yesssssss. That’s the stuff.

“How do I get this woman I work with to have sex with me? I know, I’ll send her a video of me jacking it. That’ll do the trick.”

I hate to tell you, Emma, but Heath Evans is a goldurn Christian.

You joke, but I’d consider that a major improvement on Jared Kushner.

I’d be careful if I were Stanton. Last thing he wants is the hard hitting investigative reporters of The Player’s Tribune on his case.

Man, arresting someone for drunk/disorderly when they are in the process of trying to act responsibly and get an Uber to drive them home is such bullshit.

Wrong. Wrong! Nasty Velocirapstar! This one time, he got 80% when he polled his family. Eric sure was in the doghouse after that one.

Come on, the Cards are actually better than the Yankees when you count honor, tradition, and playing the right way. Tell us how.

No, you’re not the only one. You’re not special at all!