To be fair, if you’re playing the White Sox, Royals, and Tigers 19 times a year, you should win 101 games easily.

The answer to this and other questions may be found in the article you just skipped past so you could fire off this dumb comment.

This is all terribly depressing but can we talk about how overly reliant these chuds are on using a pyramid in their diagrams. I know that as a real life not-very-successful business person, the first fucking thing I think of when I see a pyramid during a business presentation is, “oh these assholes are building a…

Always love plans that are literally based on the scheme of a pyramid.

I wanted him to respect the game & respect me as a veteran player.

I wouldn’t read that into it, necessarily. Deadspin’s house style requires shitting  on the Cardinals at every opportunity. The Braves have little to do with it.

This game was a thrilling trainwreck.

How dare you insult Minshew 

Hey everyone, this guy figured out that the owner of the Jacksonville Jaguars lacks an understanding of how an NFL team operates!

Just a little extra work while y’all in your third dream.

It’s a spin-off revolving around everyone’s favorite Twin Peaks character:

Ain’t no Cousins apologizing for butt stuff down here.

Khalil Mack was also an unannounced guest when he came in to sack Cousins on air because there was no one who bothered to stop him.

but Oakland hasn’t advanced in a series of any kind since 1990

he surely means here to say Zapruder film

God love the director who decided they didn’t need to reshoot.

It would probably be best for him to stay incognito for a while. 

I definitely don't pity him. Him gleefully doing a heel routine on his way out after legitimately trying to injure someone has me rooting for the CTE