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After being spurned by Trout, I’m hoping the Phillies take a good long look at signing Betts.

“His name is Jock Strap King” and “He’s stronger than you think.”

Confused and angered by their departure from the natural order, Humphrey was determined to see the Browns choke.

Assuming Humphrey stopped when Odell used his safe word, this seems like a non-issue.

Too bad I’ll never spend a moment in it. Shame really, i’d have purchased single player dlc in a heartbeat though.

There’s a very simple reason why McQueary didn’t go to the cops right away: sometimes when we see things that go against our pre-existing beliefs, our brains work their asses off to come up with reasoning. McQueary respected Sandusky as a football coach and seeing him rape a child was outside of what he expected. So

Just for fun, someone should tell these 40 something coaches who act like they grew up in the 1950's that being a team player is just a harbinger of becoming a full fledged socialist. It would confuse the shit out of them for a few minutes

The road game @ Miami has been a trap game for years ever since Tony Sparano undressed Belichik with the wildcat that one time

Pats Fans at 7AM: Those texts weren’t that threatening! It was hyperbole! What’s the big deal?

You sweet summer child. 

I think “pulling off the ol’ double moochy” is what got him into trouble in the first place.

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

A) Good

NFL: here is a bajillion dollars. All you have to do is not be a despicable moron for few years, we good?

What idiot called it Jalen wanting to leave the Jaguars and not Ramsey Boltin’?

Very fitting for the Giants to give up on a guy the rest of us wrote off 5 years ago

I don’t care what they say, they can’t convince me base-2 is better than a home run.

I’m giving you a star not for the quality of the joke, but for how long of a road you walked to get there.

*Closes laptop thoughtfully, wipes away a tear, considers life for a moment, reopens laptop, types away furiously*