What a productive two days you’ve had.

I’ve noticed that there is a section of the Patriots fanbase that I’ve grown to really dislike,

Excellent summary, Matt

as entertaining as watching an feather-haired old man get a handjob. 

their core in is place for what they hope is a multi-year Super Bowl window

Don Draper was only 99% right: the universe is indifferent to almost everything, but it actively despises the Mets and their fans.

Reggie White was a POS, so headhunting in NO was OK. Got it.

He sent a video clip of a rape to the victim, who was underage. If you think that’s somehow less “outrageous” than “real” child porn, then I don’t know what to say to you. 

It is what would generate maximum outrage, but it's also LITERALLY WHAT THE CHARGE IS, so it's pretty disingenuous to call them disingenuous for reporting the literal facts.

Good news, friend: If you’re looking for a laser focus on sports, then you’ve come to the right place!

Nah, I want to know what colleges will ignore besides education in order to get talent on the field. It's the NCAA way.

We all know that agents, attorneys, all have their agenda—by the way, they’re all taking money out of the pie, too, when they’re there. And so the straighter it goes from the source to the one receiving it, nine times out of ten, that’s more efficient.

Kotaku Game Diaries have been a thing for a thing for a while now—a staffer has posted personal diary thoughts every day at noon since around 2016 at least. At this point, I should hope folks understand that these are personal reflections on games we are currently playing. And I have, once again, been trying to play Dr…

GETTING A HIT IN AN MLB GAME!

Would you believe that according to Wikipedia a black person has never won a CMA Entertainer of the Year award? I was shocked, I tell you. Just shocked.

 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Country_Music_Association_Awards

I got tired of looking at white people before I made it all the way through the “song of the year award”…

I mean, the NFL doesn’t think they can. Remember a few years ago when a kicker/punter actually tackled a guy and hte NFL hit him with a “random” PED test?

So are we just conceding that tackling is not a skill we require in kickers?

I want to live in the world where Carli Lloyd, in uniform, takes a knee during the anthem of a Colts-Falcons game, and a stadium full of 60,000 NFL fans suffer simultaneous brain aneurysms.

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

Rob Gronkowski says he couldn’t sleep for weeks after a fairly routine hit in the Super Bowl