I once watched a man try to semi-quickly jaywalk across a street with a baby in arms and flip flops on feet.

But what the public really wants to know... is Busta Rhymes making a appearance again?!?!?

I play in a Sealed Pool League. We crack 6 packs, make a forty card deck then play everyone in the league for standings. Then we crack 2 packs per person and hold an online draft for the cards. 1st place gets 1st pick and so on, then we add to make 50 card decks, play, crack more packs, draft, add to make a 60 card…

He/she stated his reasons.

Sorry forgot. Here’s your Jager Bomb sir.

pretty well so far considering it doesn’t really come out of my mouth. Bartenders, servers, and restaurant workers across the world have an uncanny ability to smile while actually hating your guts on the inside.  

The “tell them to politely go fuck themselves” was a joke Mr. Griffin. I will gladly take your money and make you a shitty drink.

My favorite.

Fuck that. I manage a bar and restaurant here in Portland, OR and one my new “bartenders” went to shake a classic cocktail and I lost my shit, I was training and educating the new tender and I told him to always stir certain cocktails and if the customer asked to have it shaken to politely tell them to “go fuck…