Actually, MLS is a pretty decent draw in most markets. Gate numbers are very respectable. It's the TV ratings that are absolute garbage. And that's where the actual money is in sports.

Is it wrong of me to simultaneously feel surprised and disappointed that these shitheads survived? So that they can get their slap on the wrist because nobody else got hurt, and hey, nothing bad can ever happen to rich males?

The smallest bump is enough at that speed. The front lifts, you hit the side, and gone.

I am Boston resident and own a condo in the heart of downtown. I couldn't be more excited about this.

I think this will be different than past buildouts as most of the sports infrastructure is there, and the city could more wisely spend on infrastructure needs like our mass transit while keeping overall costs down.

That's one hell of a way to quit your job as a copy editor.

I think they probably aren't paying this guy enough, he's just so good at being Gaston.

For what it's worth, Jezebel was just recently blocked by my company too (large financial institution) for the exact same reasons (intimate apparel/swimsuit). I'm wondering if one of your advertisers is throwing up a false positive or you guys made it onto a large list somewhere. Jeze worked here up until Monday.

We have to stop criminalizing teenage dumbassness. Teens will always be stupid. That's what being a teenager is for.

Is it wrong that after two years of living in mainland China, I read that list, gave a mental shrug and kind of thought, "Eh, I probably ingested all of the above at some point in Guangzhou. Pass the hot and sour soup"?

This whole article is so wrong and off-base about so many things I don't even know where to begin. But this might be the stupidest part: "Why, on the LA episode, is there a lengthy interlude about the desert outside the city because Queens of the Stone Age once recorded there, but can't even make a gesture towards…

Kanye West, an artist as complicated, heart-driven, and relevant as Nirvana ever was

All of his interviews are great. Howard is masterful at his craft because of his casual but sincere manner. I've also noticed that when he's trying to get someone to divulge information, he'll often pose it as a statement and not a question - for example, "You hate so-and-so" - which makes the person more likely to…

I was thinking that too. I don't usually (ever) listen to his show, but that was a very strong interview.

Howard Stern has evolved into quite the interviewer. He's able to elicit a lot of really personal stuff in a fairly non-invasive manner. Quite the change over the last 30 years.

I feel like I'm missing something here, because I usually agree with your points, and here less so (which, as an aside, I can cope with. We don't always have to agree. I will live on. I am just surprised).

You posted this picture of her as if it was going to result in anything other than this. Then you say "Free Noriana Radwan" as if this wasn't a direct effect of your initial report. Deadspin is the new Rovell.

I'd kind of love a three-week quarantine. You could finally get to the bottom of your Netflix queue.

This is ridiculous to the point of selfishness. No matter how she feels, she is not proven Ebola-free until the 21 days are up, and any reasonable person would be willing to accept there is the *possibility* of infection. I have serious suspicions she's loving her 15 minutes of fame.

I might be wrong, but she seems like kind of an asshole.

I think that the way that Hickox was treated in New Jersey, and specifically in Christie's public statements, was terrible and unacceptable. To be forced to stay in an unheated tent, with no flushing toilet, is absurd and a compromise of her rights. We need to treat health care workers who come back from Africa better…