"But what about a five-year-old waiting just outside a supermarket?"

The celebrations hit a momentary lull when Christoph Kramer took the microphone and wished everyone a very Merry Christmas.

Two things, 1) Weird Al is a musical fucking genius and I refuse to acknowledge anyone who disagrees and 2) you made me have to look up a word and I am angry that I learned something today. At least it wasn't math.

Clicked into the article just to say this. Sure they don't twist automagically, but the solution is significantly less complicated.

Has nobody taken New Jersey Transit? Bless those Arrow and early Comet seats that flip back and forth.

Do Teslas still have that roundy , turny thing in front of the driver , too ?

I forgot that Hoobastank was a thing, but thank you for reminding me. Now I'm running through "the reason" in my head and it turns out I know every fucking word to that song. The perils of a sponge mind.

Cool, so we don't have to cry for them this time?

The fact that he's screaming at his teammates for giving up a bad goal in an MLS regular season game in July indicates the fact that he very much gives a shit.

I'm giving that guy a pass. It's not every day a motorcyclist lands on your roof. He was probably a little confused at the moment.

I wonder if the driver knew he was on the roof? Obviously he new something hit the roof but in the immediate aftermath of a wreck the instinct is to get the hell off the road.

The website says it opens on July 24th. I'm just mystified by the lack of promotion in Rome, I mean, how is this big enough to end up on Variety but people who work in the local entertainment industry have no idea about it?

Watch out, I'm gonna shit on that BMW when you least expect it.

Oh my god really?????!?!?!?!

I love the photographer who debated about helping her out, and then deciding "but... cyclists!!!" and continued shooting.

I know who one of the passengers was.

"even though Brasília 's home to 2.5 million people, they don't have a top flight club team."

No you won't. It's over. I'm sorry.

until this is the very last thing you see:

I am experiencing a feeling of great pleasure from Brazil's humiliation....if only there was a word in German that precisely defined this emotion.