This has to be in the running for least-significant story in Deadspin history. It’s well behind Minor League Bat Dog Bad At Job, for example, let alone any of the Friday Bear series.

Do we have hockey action, yo?

Whaddup, Davises.

You know what he meant... I don’t know what will happen with the Sixers but I do know that if they do end up turning into a championship team because of the Hinkie trades, I feel 100% confident 0 of the Deadspin staffers who ragged on him mercilessly for years will ever show up to eat the shit they would totally…

Nah but Hinkie the worst GM.

Anyone that has read Barstool or has grazed through the comment section will see that she’s just pandering to the audience. The founder of the company is a Jew and the majority of jokes towards him relate to him being Jewish. If she wasn’t an established reporter, you wouldn’t even be talking about this, it literally…

I thought Deadspin would be a safe space from hot takes.

The paging Dr. Faggot joke is still how guys talk to each other, Drew. You know it and I know it. We just can’t say it in public anymore, but we all know its still how people talk. Which should be okay.

I’m not a fan of the NRA, but pretending that criminals and gang bangers in Philly, Baltimore, and other urban areas are getting access to guns because of something the NRA did or did not do is ridiculous. Those areas have by far the strictest gun laws, and it’s done nothing to curb gun violence. The NRA is an asinine…

No. You’re not allowed to own a gun if you have a criminal/violent history.

Preeetty sure the guns used in this murder weren’t registered, or lawfully acquired. So what does the NRA have to do with it?

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who is Yu?

My wife left me for a firmer pitcher—one who apparently doesn’t cry after climax.

Piffle. I’m 65 years old and never thought of any comparison between Muhammad Ali and Rocky. And in none of the conversations both before going to college and after getting there was any reference to following in Ali’s footsteps. There was anger at him because, for anyone who had no intention of running to Canada or…

So can we be clear-deadspin hates white people and will do everything possible to disparage them. This is a chamber of echoes and no debate is tolerated.

There’s more money in baseball than there’s ever been, and the players are getting the smallest share they’ve ever known.

“no one is giving an aging player four years and $50 million for coming off a single aberrationally good season.”

“Raging homophobe” is a bit strong. From what he’s said on the subject, he’s got the very wrong-headed but much more understandable “Love the sinner, hate the sin” perspective that a lot of people have when they were raised very, very Christian.

If you’re walking around a subway terminal shouting “CMON CMON CMON” in PHILA-FUCKING-DELPHIA after an Eagles game, you’re either: