zachelliott
The Stig's Missourian Cousin
zachelliott

Well...was it any good?

James May is a national treasure. Somebody needs to start a petition to get him knighted.

Weird, you don’t provide a source for that $35k number for battery replacement. I can’t imagine why.

Coincidentally ‘meat-based algorithms’ is also the name of my Djent band.

What about the torque ratios!?! Someone, please think of the torque ratios! How can they make this decision without a spreadsheet showing the torque ratios? I need to take a nap.

Which is shocking considering Lawton is definitely not in the top 5 places in OK I’d pick.

Harambe died so Ken Bone could live.

You sound as salty as those fries in the title.

You sound as salty as those fries in the title.

Way of the road, Bubbs.

next time ask him if it covers you when you leave Cars and Coffee.

My life (and passengers) is so much more secure when I work on my car than when Johnny-dropped-out-of-highschool down at the local Qwikee-lube does it. I used to work on my cars because I had to, now I work on them because that’s the only way I’ll feel good about safety critical features on my multi-ton steel death

That’s not a lady, that’s Matt Hardigree.

Man fuck you, those are cool.

But then you have a Patriot, not an XJ.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

Better yet, hide sports scores on Google Now because you don’t care about sports.

Want to look at 8 photos? Well, here’s a video instead.

Yep. Saw the video, came down here to make the same comment you did, then closed the tab. No video wanted.

The only way this format could be worse is if the vid autoplayed.

Be careful using the Tabasco pepper olives. They'll overcharge your battery, and may cause it to burst.