Certainly poorly written, you mean? Found the writing so lackluster.

Certainly poorly written, you mean? Found the writing so lackluster.

Sula. Unbelievable.

Sula. Unbelievable.

Same. It's excellent. All these comments are my first brush with the bashing of it.

A 19-year-old wrote it.

These books are so goddamned subjective, I genuinely love it. I tore through Wizard and Glass, nearly hated The Waste Lands and spent maybe two months trudging through it, and loved The Drawing of the Three more than any, probably.

"I listened to all the audiobooks a couple summers ago while I was building a patio in my yard. I was slightly-to-very drunk so caveat emptor but I'd say it's worth reading."
^^Best opening to a Dark Tower discussion ever.

5 is one of my favorites. Very fun and self-contained.

@Celebith: Where is that script?!

Yes. 100%. Skipskatte's complaint that it's the worst of King's many deus ex machina finishers is off-base. Yes, King has tons of horrible, contrived endings to wonderful stories. The point of The Dark Tower's ending (well, one point) is King owning up, even subconsciously, to his endingitis and concluding it the only…