Upon further review, I have determined that Wash U does in fact have a football team. I went there and didn't know this.

Hey man, don't sleep on those Washington University Bears. They're all upside, baby!

Then he praised Missouri’s baseball teams, but I did not speak because ugh, you just don’t want to get their fans started about “grit” and playing “the right way”.

“There’s this gay couple on the team, Michael and Sam. I can’t condone their lifestyle but they really help the defense.”

First he praised Missouri’s football teams, but I did not speak, for I had no idea they still had football teams in Missouri.

SAVE THE WOMEN ESPECIALLY AJ McCARRON’S WIFE I’M GONNA GIVE HER A FACIAL I PLAY EVEN HARDER IN THE SECOND HALF

That guy in the stands set back black rights 50 years