The outside threat is ... THANOS!
(where is that Patton Oswalt Parks n Rec clip...?)

What are the qualifications for “production car” again? Because I really don’t care about any “production car” that sells less than 10,000 units per year.
Chances of me running into one of these at a stoplight = chance of full year without mustang crashes.

Every time it snows here in Wash.DC I laugh out loud at all the stranded Mercedeses (sp?). It snows quite a bit in Germany, how can their premiere brand consistently fail to go up a 3% grade with an inch of snow?

Just one more thing to go wrong. I can’t help but think of my Pontiac Grand Prix that was designed to chime until I was belted (up to 10 seconds), but instead would chime for 10 seconds IF I WAS belted.
Some electric short that an engineer can no doubt diagnose, but all I know is that if I had an interlock system it…

What happened to the dog?

I think you are on to something ,but I also think your option C is a real possibility and shouldn’t be dismissed so readily. Of the couple hundred people I know there are dozens of male virgins (in 20s and 30s), and not a single female virgin. Moreover, I know very few girls with ‘magic number’ in the single digits,…

Cool. Now let’s see who wins Canonball Run across the country. Good luck at your charging stations...

When I play I spend an inordinate amount of time watching the map for “dots.” Player blips that indicate a real player nearby. There is a 90% chance that person is a jerk who will try to kill me and so I need to act accordingly. I am happy to see that NPCs are also aware of this and acting accordingly.
On a related…

How about a smaller truck? (*gasp* arg, say it ain’t so. Chicken tax! Murika luv big trukk!!! pow pow pow)

Looks like overpriced awesome stuff, but does anyone else get sick of commercials that show fast cars “speeding” along at 30 mph with constant roaring shifts? I’d be happier just to watch the sound engineer recording the actual sound effects when they actually drove fast. It would certainly be more authentic!

Yes, it absolutely applies to current US situation. Fascism is characterized by anti-intellectualism (check), worship of the military (check), demonizing your opponents (check), and a “with us or against us” attitude (check).
Yes, this is exactly what is happening. Disagree? Look it up like a lot of others are doing...

Rear Windshield.
Let me tell you about the time my dad backed into a tree and broke the “glass bit” on the back of the car on the way to Thanksgiving dinner. Over the course of meal he laughed and laughed at my refusing to ride home in that vehicle because of the exhaust. “It would have to exit the muffler, then…

Looks like the armored Kuruma from GTAV. So ... y’know. That’s a thing in real life now.

This used to just be called “merging” until drivers became too stupid to understand it and instead based all their driving decisions on emotional responses; “ugh. You no change lane. ‘dis Tarzan lane!”
The rule of the road are designed to help all of get where we’re going in a reasonable time IF WE FOLLOW THEM. If you…

Did I miss the sarcasm? I am trying to save 10 grand to buy a used camaro. 130K is a joke! How rich are Jalopnik readers?!

Yeah ..... except, we all know: it’s Batman.

I’ll bet you Ford starts offering a steel bed as an added “option” (read: markup) before Chevy stops selling steel beds.

I don’t have any direct experience with a “crotch vent” but I can tell you I specifically chose my Avalanche make/model for the ventilated seats option. I use it constantly to blow cool air on my “seat,” and the kids/wife can have whatever temperature they want in the cabin.

Love my Avalanche. Can anyone name a better option that can fit 3 car seats in the back AND haul gear to trade shows twice a month? (without compromising the safety of an infant by “picking a smaller carseat?”) Maybe some old station wagons? (when they still made those) Or an A-team van?

Anybody want to troll them? www.TheStillVeryMuchUntitledClarksonHammondandMayAmazonPrimeShow.com is available ... just sayin’