How about a smaller truck? (*gasp* arg, say it ain’t so. Chicken tax! Murika luv big trukk!!! pow pow pow)

Looks like overpriced awesome stuff, but does anyone else get sick of commercials that show fast cars “speeding” along at 30 mph with constant roaring shifts? I’d be happier just to watch the sound engineer recording the actual sound effects when they actually drove fast. It would certainly be more authentic!

Rear Windshield.
Let me tell you about the time my dad backed into a tree and broke the “glass bit” on the back of the car on the way to Thanksgiving dinner. Over the course of meal he laughed and laughed at my refusing to ride home in that vehicle because of the exhaust. “It would have to exit the muffler, then…

Looks like the armored Kuruma from GTAV. So ... y’know. That’s a thing in real life now.

This used to just be called “merging” until drivers became too stupid to understand it and instead based all their driving decisions on emotional responses; “ugh. You no change lane. ‘dis Tarzan lane!”
The rule of the road are designed to help all of get where we’re going in a reasonable time IF WE FOLLOW THEM. If you…

Did I miss the sarcasm? I am trying to save 10 grand to buy a used camaro. 130K is a joke! How rich are Jalopnik readers?!

I’ll bet you Ford starts offering a steel bed as an added “option” (read: markup) before Chevy stops selling steel beds.

I don’t have any direct experience with a “crotch vent” but I can tell you I specifically chose my Avalanche make/model for the ventilated seats option. I use it constantly to blow cool air on my “seat,” and the kids/wife can have whatever temperature they want in the cabin.

Love my Avalanche. Can anyone name a better option that can fit 3 car seats in the back AND haul gear to trade shows twice a month? (without compromising the safety of an infant by “picking a smaller carseat?”) Maybe some old station wagons? (when they still made those) Or an A-team van?

Anybody want to troll them? www.TheStillVeryMuchUntitledClarksonHammondandMayAmazonPrimeShow.com is available ... just sayin’

Haven’t had any trouble getting 55MPG (hwy) in my 2012 Cruze Eco. Maybe it is just user error?