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Ladies and Gentlemen, meet the new and improved Powderthirteen!

Immaculate comment/username synergy.

What kind of a name is Kinja anyway? And can they throw Kinja-stars?

BWAHHHHHHH

OH I'M SORRY DOES SOLANGE NOT EXIST NOW?

Your friend is a time-traveler, please don't let him waste this gift.

2/3 of PreCogs are white males. Isn't that interesting?!

The Bruce Willis/John Malkovich vehicle?

THAT'S BECAUSE SHE HAS NO PEERS, YOU FUCKING PEASANTS.

Memories of prison?

*toe jams into my ribs*
"See babes, why can't you be romantic like that?"

Milo Ventimiglia is currently making me look pretty bad in my home.

You misspelled Reno.

I was looking for a summer job a couple years back when I was still in school and happened to watch an episode of Restaurant: Impossible that featured a restaurant one town over from me that like 20 or 30 years ago was a big deal, but had since fallen into fucking shambles. The owner was this super old lady with a…

It's not the same, but I've been to a couple of restaurants featured on Restaurant: Impossible (Robert Irvine's show on Food Network), and every single one of them had fallen back hard into its shitty old habits. A new paint job doesn't fix horrible management.

Yeah, the Big Black Cock channel.

Americans definitely have a weird fetish for being punished by British people. Also I ate at one of Gordon's restaurants one time and it was some of the best food I've ever had so I really can't dog the guy.

"Titus, if you ever forget the lyrics, just go 'Well yeah yeah yeah.'"

I just realized that this casting news means that the family in this is going to be black in which case it's only a matter of time until-