"For those in my family who are still Orthodox Jew and for those, like me, who are messianic Jew, this story, and others like it must be told, retold, and remembered."

*Deadspin howls in the distance*

Like that motherfucker Josh Brolin.

I asked for this a long time ago, Clayton, so why don't you speak for yourself?

Maybe we can convince the AV Club to just give Kinja a dry run.

HOW DARE YOU.

Honestly, I've thought about doing that some days just to get some hostility out. I imagine starting a fight there would require less than no effort.

I'm having acid flashbacks to "Moochie died on the way back to his home planet."

*never ending wank motion*

Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk okay.

I only submit to double-dog dares, you idiot.

Trust me, obese men are still a thing here.

So the comment section has a VIP room, essentially?

*douche chills*

I got a Fantastic Four notification for this?

I keep saying this "the greys" thing. Can you explain?

*Reasonable Discussions article*
*Shuffle Thread*
*COLLAPSE BUTTON*

This article is now officially the Kinja article in terms of comments, yes?

I'm not even close.

To me, someone in Letterman's position having numerous affairs with "coworkers" (but really employees under him) for years and years is a little different than a one-off affair, but maybe that's just me.