He was, allegedly, an unselfish and giving lover.

Oh don't get me wrong, the way he handled it all was the best way it could've been handled. People very rarely do that. They usually try to weasel out of it first. He got ahead of it and owned it. But still. It was kind of a huge story, and it just went away, I guess because people like him so much?

Weird how everyone just kinda forgot about his massive sex scandal. Most people can't escape that shadow.

It's kind of his thing, I guess.

It took me a second to get this joke. I thought hemmed was a euphemism for "blowjob'd."

I am making the pretty bold assumption that these hackers are neither Russian or Chinese.

No hacker jail just makes you super jacked like Chris Hemsworth.

For the internet is dark, and full of used jokes.

Hey hackers, I don't know if you know this, but there's armies of Russian and Chinese hackers trying to fuck our shit up, like, all the time, so if you could maybe divert those resources into, I dunno, NOT trying to ruin something that people like? That'd be great.

I watched an amazing exchange a couple weeks ago when my girlfriend's shitty grandmother (not the kind of okay one), who has been a professional moocher for literally her entire adult life, started going on a tirade against Millennials, and then one of her friends, also definitely a Boomer, started arguing with her…

Have you ever noticed that the things Millennials are killing are usually stupid, shitty things that should've been dead a long time ago?

I WAS RAISED BY A CUP OF COFFEEeeee

I'm really struggling with whether or not this is a joke.

Pink Floyd is so fuckin basic.

G-g-g-g-g-ghost comment!

Cat-scratch Fever is a serious condition and should be taken seriously.

I feel older now, personally. Older everyday. And a little closer to death.

Danzig is gonna be so mad about this.

*typing furiously*

I have actually caught myself on occasion wondering how the costumes are made so I should probably actually watch this.