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Zach and Coke
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The problem is that liberals (and Democrats, by extension) cannot just keep blaming their losses on conservatives/Republicans fighting dirty. Like, okay cool, so fucking fight dirty back. Quit getting bogged down by your morals and do the same thing that they do because like it or not, voters eat that shit up.

Genuinely laughed out loud in Rob Zombie's Halloween remake when Myers goes from being a little pig-nosed kid to a fucking Hulk doing pushups in his cell.

But, like, the whole point of it is that the real villain is his insane family, of whom he is just a pawn. Making him a crazy kid makes no sense because he's not crazy, he's just stupid and obedient.

Oh jesus fuck I forgot about that. I gave up after season two. It was so self-important it wasn't even funny.

I had a long discussion yesterday with a friend of mine about how Will's rant that starts The Newsroom is, basically, the stupidest thing ever. And horribly inaccurate. With that said, there's a couple good zingers hidden in there. ("If liberals are so fucking smart, how come they lose so goddamn much?" comes to mind,

I always thought of Blanchett as being beautiful but in a kind of androgynous, ethereal way. But then that Thor trailer came out… fuck, man. Fuck.

Genuinely thought it was going to be AT LEAST half the season, with him maybe correcting it in the midseason finale. NOPE. Fucking one episode. Jesus.

It was extremely reminiscent of Jon in the middle of the Battle of the Bastards, weaving in and out of people and just generally struggling with the chaos of the situation.

Dragons have never really captured my interest. I'm not quite sure why. I was just like, oh cool, a dragon. Whatever. But last night showed how in a realistic (comparatively) setting like Game of Thrones, a dragon is legitimately a weapon of mass destruction.

I mean, if it is a Flashpoint movie then it very much will require Wonder Woman, Aquaman, AND Batman. The others can be replaced, but those three are pretty crucial.

I didn't bother to finish the third season because I couldn't keep pretending like I gave a shit anymore.

I remember when watching seasons 8 and 9 the first time that I couldn't stop seeing the characters as their actors and not as their characters anymore, and it just kinda felt sad. I felt bad for the actors that were on screen, cuz it seemed like they just weren't famous enough to leave the show, and then when the

Septon: Ughhhh, Doc, it's real bad…
Doctor: What happened, I thought this was just a routine check-up?
Septon: No, no… I just came from The Dark Tower…
Doctor: …my god.

Oh man did I want to like that movie. The dead dog and entire second half just really lost me.

My girlfriend and I did a rewatch of The Office a couple months back, and had both made a conscious decision to treat Michael's departure as the series finale. Made it a much better experience.

Same… Although Michael Ian Black's Bush impression was kinda funny?

I got really into long YouTube video essays about why Bloodborne is great. It was a weird weekend.

This was Wonder Woman's first week being outside of the Top 10, which it managed to do for 9 straight weeks. It passed $400mil domestically. Huge, huge kudos. And they said women couldn't anchor a superhero movie.

You don't GET OUT much. Ha!

1997 week, baby.