I just assumed that Jennifer Lawrence's mother was a block of wood.

This is what makes me choose my security questions a lot more carefully now. I never go with "What high school did you go to?" or things like that that could be hypothetically easily googled. Fuckkkkkkkk that.

Jehovah's Witnesses and that one straight edge kid who doesn't say anything just because THE MAN asks him to.

"BUT I LIKE THE PART WHERE WE SAY INVISIBLE!"
-Children everywhere

It's odd that Trump having a dinner with the FBI director and asking for a pledge of loyalty is obviously wrong, but we don't bat an eye at the pledge. It's basically the same fucking thing.

I assume you're talking about Jefferson Davis, Pugsley Adams, and Mitch McConnell.

But this country was founded on Christianity. That's why the Founding Fathers wanted to separate church and state, because they loved church so much and hated state, AKA THE GOVERNMENT.

"The Statue of Liberty is a real bitch anyway, she's a 6, but easily a New York 4."
-Our President, probably

These always come so unexpectedly.

To be fair, I think he meant that Trump was getting people to boo Obama. He wasn't booed himself. Still weird though.

Wow. This happened Last Nite?

I don't think she's shrill, though. A little smug? Sure. But not shrill.

That's not a picture of Frank Stallone. I've been hosed.

Euron's only weakness is the power of trembling!

I think of a couple other characters with removed dongs. All of whom are on Team Dany!

Can we get an over/under on the odds that Jon beats Theon to death, or do we have to wait for Snarky Odds Man to do it?

Sexism, I would imagine.

I thought mummies were buried in an unwanted cinematic universe?

The thing is that shrill SOUNDS like what it means. Cacophonous sounds like some kind of wheezy Greek warrior or something.

This one stings.