I understand that 'shrill' is a descriptor that women are often inappropriately saddled with, which is not good, but… sometimes people, including women, can be pretty shrill. I'm just saying. Let's not throw the baby out with the bath water here.

You should definitely consider digitizing that if you haven't already.

I think we can split the difference.

He's skibbidy-dibbiting somewhere else.

DAMMIT.

Couldn't tell ya. I don't live there, we're going to see friends. My knowledge of the details are slim.

I wish I could leave my job at the Business Factory and work for Fancy Magazine. Maybe I'd even meet Lady Goode-Looking, the overworked but sassy coworker who I would eventually fall for. But only after a dramatic scene at The Airport. Later we'd get a Beer and share a nice night at The Hotel.

I also saw them. Just so you don't feel alone.

This is going to become the new black and blue/gold and white dress, isn't it?

TELL ME YOUR SECRETS!

i'm also somewhat ashamed to admit that <small> is apparently not a thing, and i feel like a fucking idiot

<small>i'm somewhat ashamed to admit that these videos do something for me, although i don't quite know what it is</small>

This.

That's because relateable.

We should obviously be using "pupper."

Is the angle of this article that we should feel bad for a man who has to do his job?

I don't know but I THINK that I may have been slowly replacing fat with muscle at about the same rate, because I was getting stronger, but the number on the scale didn't really seem to be moving. I normally wouldn't mind that, but I'm really going for fat loss right now and don't care as much about muscle (I'm already…

Like staring into the eyes of a chicken, Herzog style.

I've been trying not to think too much about that sperm count story, which is… troubling.

This is all OJ's fault.