Why this man has never played The Joker, I will never understand. His face is literally the Arkham Asylum Joker face.

I find it enjoyable to call people who complain about "SJWs" the kind of words that they call "SJWs."

Yikes.

I will never understand that debate. That flag IS the desecration of our history.

"I was given this power by the Three-Eyed Raven."
"I thought you were the Three-Eyed Raven?"
"God, you're so bourgeois, you wouldn't understand."

Like, I understand that plantation houses are very beautiful. They are. Nazi uniforms and marches were also very aesthetically pleasing. But like…Whoof. Some things you just gotta let go of.

They are.

Fatshaming is off-limits now EXCEPT for Chris Christie, and I fucking love it. People are really going to town on this guy.

Good thing that comma was there, otherwise Disqus would've flagged it!

He loves giving himself a FUPA.

He should get together with that waterslide guy. Take back the Earth from the forces of evil.

I'm honestly kind of tired of laughing at politicians for being stupid thugs. This dude deserves prison time, and the fact that he keeps hanging out at beaches and baseball games instead of fucking governing is pathetic. He should live in eternal shame.

…pardon me. It's very rare to see… real magic.

Is there a more disappointing feeling in the world than finding out that a beloved celebrity (in this case, beloved by some, at least) is secretly a total cuck?

What's worse, finding out your friend passed away, or being at the premiere for The Dark Tower?

Hey, Moochie, think fast!
*beer can*

I see what you did there.

Oh that was most certainly about Scaramucci. I would never be so pleasant in describing how I feel about Trump. He's a polyp on the inside of America's shit-stained asshole and needs to be aggressively popped with a rusty pair of pliers.

All joking aside, this man made the world a worse place and I really do wish him all the misfortune in the world.

Oh, c'mon, don't leave your Uncle T-Bag hangin'!