Comment/username synergy.

Greatest album cover of all time? My boner certainly seems to think so. Heyo!

This is why I'm usually pretty jazzed when someone gets eaten by a shark.

In fairness, you DID literally ask someone to send you a link to child pornography, AND I'm like 90% sure you're R. Kelly. So.

You can't keep 'turbin to your own video, R.

Javier Bardem: 48
Jennifer Lawrence: 26

Boom! Boom!

Aw, c'mon Gallagher!

ALLEGEDLY.

I think Paul Rudd might actually be the most effortless comedic actor working today. He can just kind of smirk and it sends me into a fit of giggles.

“This was . . . unnecessary,” said one of the president’s advisers, who like most other people interviewed for this article spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss sensitive internal deliberations. “Now someone can claim he’s the one who attempted to mislead. Somebody can argue the president is saying he…

Her?

I want jalapeno poppers now…

This article failed to hook me.

If I understand correctly, that was his attempt to show that he is not a bigot, he is simply concerned about the mental health of our service-members.

It honestly sounded like it. It was like Chris Klein's campaign speech in Election.

This is either an amazing coincidence, or you remember that story from awhile ago.

Quick story: For the past twenty minutes, myself and a few of my coworkers have been talking about Scaramucci and lauuuuuuuuuuuuuuughing our asses off. My Trumper coworker has been absolutely silent, pretending to ignore us. Sort of out of the blue, my boss mentioned the transgender military ban, and he fucking SHOT…

Conservatives White people are all about government welfare when THEY non-minorities benefit.

Dear Losers at the AV Club,
I just wanted to let you know, that my good friend Anthony Scaramucci -who was the best guy!- is in fact from Earth, and is definitely human, and so this is his home planet, and he has not died, okay? Okay?
Regards,
DJT, the President