Or just have a journalist call whoever the new Communications Director is to find out how they really feel.

The new Republican health care plan will just be "Get run over by a Lexus."

*visions of Jean-Ralphio at the accounting firm*

That's what scares me. Trump is awful, but his incompetence has unintentionally lead to avoiding disaster a couple of times now, namely with health care. A competent President would've gotten that bill through. So now, one of two things will happen. Kelly will bring competence in, and actual bad shit will start to…

I don't think CNN and NYT would both report something this splashy if it wasn't confirmed.

To quote the great Pam Poovey… sploosh.

This was, I assume, a condition of Kelly's employment.

I'm starting to think that Dwayne Johnson really fucking hates his family.

Am I the only person who is seeing the giant link for the episode review cover up the comments?

Went up to the old lady's grandmothers cabin in New Hampshire for the weekend along with a lot of her family, where I discovered that her grandmother is so much of a hoarder that she's made her summer cabin ALSO unlivable (her house is a maze of newspapers and tchotchkes)! Like, we had to sleep in the car because…

"…welcome to Comedy Bang B-"
"Can I try something? PHILADELPHIA COLLINSSSSSSSS."
*chaos*

I wanted so, so, so badly for him to just be Paul F. Tompkins, who I personally think is his funniest character. Be yourself, man! You're great!

I'm pretty sure this trend started in 1997 with that Jodie Foster movie, Contacts.

I learned that this weekend! The maximum number of years a President could possibly serve is 10, as a VP who takes over cannot run for two terms unless the term they took over was more than halfway complete. Therefore, if Pence became President now, he could only run for one other term.

"I have that effect on people!"
-DJT

"Dot Com, research update."
"I Googled the complete list of all past EGOT winners. Listen to this. Composer Richard Rodgers. Composer Jonathan Tunick. Composer Marvin Hamlisch."
"That's good raw data. Now turn it over to Grizz for analysis."
"They're all composers."

…rejected?

I have to assume that person is an Apple executive or something.

I would absolutely watch John Oliver glibly deliver the news to me everyday. I just wish there was less forced humor. The lighter tone makes it enjoyable enough, I don't need a weird metaphor thrown in along with a reference to Janice in Accounting.

Thoughts
-Bran has gone full Neo on us now
-Davos and Missandei: Spinoff?
-Euron is such a fucking asshole, I love him
-Cersei is super good at torture, war
-Olenna dies getting the last word
-Tyrion is probably going to get fired
-Why is Jon afraid to share his death story?