Up for anything, eh? I CAN THINK OF A FEW THINGS! Right guys?!

This is undeniable proof that Trump is a better leader than Hitler. Ha!

NYT, March 15, 2017
Trump Proposes Eliminating the Arts and Humanities Endowments

But how often is that obsession a rapist President? And how often does said obsession lead to a national news story?

I think we were 9 at the same time.

"But, Zach… Donald Trump has been dead for over 30 years."
WUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I like how when her neck breaks, you can really hear the snap. Like a good pickle. !

But actually, what the fuck is wrong with this kid's mom that she thinks that having a Donald Trump themed birthday party is a good idea? This nonsense should've been nipped in the bud a long time ago.

He is our reality's Per Degaton.

So, I've gone from being disgusted with the Trump Administration for making up a fake doting child and doing a bad job at it, to being terrified of this real human being who has an unhealthy love for a child molester and doesn't fold his letters.

Only once he is on his death bed will Ray realize that his life is a lie.

It was… HYPERBOLE!

Yo FUCK Cracker Barrel and their mark-ass little peg game, trying to make me feel stupid. Bullshit.

Or stop working for an organization that helped Trump win?

Just as Trump has the perfect mouthpiece for Putin's cockpiece.

It's like when on TV you hear "Ass****!" Like, really? The hole was the offensive part of that?

I didn't know that anyone else used the term blue hairs. Nice.

I'm not Steve Bannon, I'm not dilling my own pickle!

*having fun*
*eye contact*
*not having fun*

I assumed that minions were the product of nuclear radiation already, so, pretty much no difference, right?