It's insane to think that he's so rich that by giving away ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS, that's only .1% of his net worth.

Those Grey Worm and Tormund odds are WAY too low. Those dudes are dead as doorknobs, no doubt.

I'm gonna give it up for Ruth's Chris Steakhouse. Went there with my dad once for Father's Day because we both heard it was good, both got steaks and the Au Gratin potatoes. I literally did not know that a steak could taste like that. Unreal.

Hahaha, to think that November Americans had anything to scream about. Jesus. If only they knew what we know now.

Couple things. One, both Running Scared and Lucky Number Slevin are GREAT, super fun movies. They deserve appreciation. Two, I watched The Man From UNCLE last night (finally), and I feel like it is so close to being a perfect spy movie with a more light-tone, as opposed to Casino Royale's much darker tone.

He's definitely an awks-ward ape man.

This is good news.

The email chain that Jr. tweeted is empirical evidence of an attempt to collide with the Russian government. That's it.

I understand the PC/unPC pendulum, but I think within that, certain things become off limits from here on out. Like, I don't think making blatantly racist jokes is going to come back. Society has more or less decided, this is bad!, even if a lot of behaviors and policies haven't caught up.

Fuckin' libtards, right?

Anecdotally, I've seen a LOT. Like close to 90%. Could be an East Coast thing?

Comedy has relied on stereotypes of all stars and stripes for so long. I'm extremely curious as to what the comedy of the future will look like. I'm sure there are things we say now that in the future will be deemed offensive, just as things considered appropriate before are not now.

We're used to satire and humor being like kryptonite to politicians, but a lot of people seem to not be understanding that Trump is Bizzarro. It will only make him stronger.

It had already become clear that Trump was going to win before I tuned into Colbert's election special on November 8th. The show was obviously designed to be a victory lap, so it started with a dystopian (cartoon) vision of Trump as Hitler-like leader, fueled by revenge for Obama's jokes during the 2011…

This sound vaguely Zodiac-esque. I'm game.

In a world where everyone is constantly reviewing things…
I don't like this fire hydrant! 1 star!
…one little boy is going to find out something special…
*boy opens box, glowing blue light* Woah…
…about reviewing himself.
*animated dog cocks head sideways, old person gives dog 2 star review*
From Dreamworks Animation…

You've got to be fast if you want to get that first pickle in.

But, Steven… Rebecca's been dead for over 20 years.

It's so disappointing.

I was getting a haircut the other day, and the two lady barbers started talking about this movie and said they can't wait to see it because of, wait for it… literally that same poop emoji scene. They were acting as if it was the most genius comedy they had ever heard in their life.