I was worried it would be Lego Movie-type situation, and I didn't want that kind of success for TJ Miller, or for Hollywood to think that more app-based movies were a good idea.

But this presupposes, what if we didn't?

With the proper editing, The Office could be turned from a great comedy into a stirring emotional drama about Michael Scott.

They are the reason I'm unreasonably happy that this movie is bad.

???

It makes me unreasonably happy that this movie is bad.

Did you see that pancake that looks like Alan Alda?

That spin-off of The Toast got a little too cheesy for my tastes.

But like, also Young Charlie Sheen, and also Christian Bale?

That header image on the main page is absolutely Oscar Isaac's non-union Mexican equivalent.

His voice makes it sound like his name would be Worthington Saxby, IV. But his body makes it look like his name would be HUBBA HUBBA!

I mustache, did you come up with this yourself?

This Henry guy. I think I like him.

Classic Jarles*

I also know nothing about the franchise, but that movie looks like a big honkin' piece of shit.

My mom has been to a fuckload of art museums because she enjoys that kind of thing, and she says she's always surprised by the size of certain paintings. Some being very small, and some being absolutely massive, but because you usually see a picture of it you have no idea.

"i'm actually doing my doctorate in Hasidism"

Mooney was a really bad celebrity guest, but a super great character guest. And no, Scott said he'd seen it and that it (paraphrasing) "Wasn't what I was expecting, but it's one of my favorite movies of the year."

Who gives a fuck about a Mona Lisa? I've seen those English paintings, too. They're cruel.

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