Oh. Mine says "…meal for Jim and Jeannie Gaffigan."

Gasp!
*monocle shatters*

I'm not seeing the error. Did it say "of" instead of "for" at some point?

No, you have something in your eye!

The rats are eating each other alive. Let's just enjoy the show.

These guys should be worried about the security of their shit!

I think they're technically a popcorn company now.

*Owen Wilson wow*

I know that she doesn't sound like this in reality, but when I see pictures of her, I hear her voice as that "Hey y'all got a cigarette?!" lady from vine.

Also what 9 year old has that shitty of hand-writing but respects the margins like that?

She looks like she exclusively eats chili dogs, and also uses the phrase "hoarkin' down" instead of 'eat.'

Trump has no pickles, Trump has no pickles, Trump has no pickles today, hey hey.

I'm hoping that a friendly Commentariat member can explain what exactly it means to be Hasidic or Orthodox or just Regular Jewish. I'm quite confused, and it seems to be important to this story. I recently discovered that a previously unknown branch of my family tree is Jewish, and I've been curious about some of that…

They think that the Government should be run like the mafia. But not even the actual mafia, like, a shitty movie version of the mafia. Ugh.

I don't think Trump has any intention of enforcing this. I think he said some shit to get people riled up, knowing FULL WELL that both the military and conservative groups would come forward saying they don't support this (which they have). And when I say Trump, I mean his team and whoever is running it at this point…

He would be our first scarecrow President.

Declarations of war will be made using the dog filter.

Sad, sad, sad upvote.

As someone astutely pointed out in WOT, we're living in a sort of Alien vs. Predator type situation.

I hope so, too. But other promising stories have kind of gone nowhere because the attention span is so short.