"I don’t mean to be unkind, but he’s so unattractive it’s unbelievable."

I'd just like to say, they've come for the Muslims, they've come for the immigrants, and now they've come for the transgenders. Like, fucking come on people. We're halfway through the poem, you really want to continue what we've been doing and see how it all shakes out?

Fuck this shit. I'm too fucked full of shit to express anymore how fucked this shit is. Just, fuck it.

America

So what you're saying is that reality show producers are running the country and orchestrating drama in order to drum up ratings and distract people with oh my god holy shit that is exactly what's happening please god help us

Would not be surprised if Trump's big plan for getting the country out of debt is to file bankruptcy, "that way the government can just take care of it." Because I don't think he knows that he's running the government.

Hey, only Ted Nugent can threaten the President and get away with it!

"I live in a blue state, so it's not like my vote's even going to matter."
-Enough people to swing the election

That makes Trump supporters seem like ninjas, which are WAY cooler than those backwoods lardsmiths and financial hucksters.

Everything happening with Trump is also, QUITE SADLY, the most important events of our life time. Legitimately. To ignore them as "just politics" is frankly dangerous. The struggle is how to deal with it constructively and not let it destroy you. It is destroying me.

I hope so.

The best way that I can describe the feeling of watching the news everyday is like what someone must feel like that's trying to fight a hurricane. You can kick, and scream, and cry, and do whatever you want, but it's just an endless torrent of bullshit and misery that seems to never end, and in fact just finds new,…

That second part made me smile more than it should have. What is happening to me?

Stein voters cannot and should not be trusted or listened to.

I'm legitimately over being appalled by him. It's starting to ruin my life, and I need something to be mad at that I have even a tiny semblance of control over.

Remember when the biggest scandal in politics was that a guy running for President liked to windsurf?

We really gotta get you that tape recorder.

I rented a room in a woman's house for about a year because it was cheaper than having my own place. She owned a couple chickens and kept them in the basement. I had no opinions on the animal prior, but now I fucking hate them. They're literally just shit machines. They do absolutely nothing.

This prank works on three levels.

Oh I know why they do it, but to sue over someone calling you a gossip? Cripes.