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Congratulations, you just played yourself.

I talk to old people all day every day for my job, and TRUST ME, they are the biggest fucking gossips in the world. No contest.

I'm 100% positive that we're living inside a pocket universe of a wizard telling a bad joke. God only knows what the fucking punch line is.

Just in, Trump says transgenders can't serve in the military now! Which I guess is a more important priority for him than, say, health care or not letting Russians hack our democracy. We're living in a fucking nightmare.

It's starting to become genuinely difficult to imagine a scenario where America can get through this for the better without a shit-load of Trump supporters literally dying or just not voting. Like, those people are tainted for life from this shit. You can't reach them, no matter what. They're broken and cannot be…

I mean I think it's time that we start being brutally honest about what's going on: Republicans want to kill poor minorities. That is who will be affected by this the most. Democratic voting blocs. They're going to end up killing a good amount of rural whites and old people, too, who are their own voters, but they'll…

Italian food or like, all food?

THE WRONG DOG WAS BACKED.

I do take that as good news, but it is complicated. I think he's a good director who can make some stunning stuff, and he HAD a vision for this franchise. Ultimately, it just wasn't what people wanted. I give him credit for doing it though and standing by it. Also, that family is having a rough year. It's tough to be…

You lost me. And then you had me.

Haha no I didn't mean it like Ben was being shitty. He was just obviously distracted because it was an emotional moment. He wasn't the only one, clearly.

That's that old counter point.

I don't if there's video of it but Khal Drogo also told a kid that it was his fault that Superman died when the kid asked if Superman was going to be in the movie.

I don't really know where else to put this comment but I just came back from Dunkirk and fuck me if that thing doesn't win Best Picture. Holy mother of god.

My favorite part is that another kid was just getting emotional with Ben Affleck, and Ben wasn't paying any attention cuz he was watching the little girl.

*Gary Glitter comes up with an idea so insane, it just might work*

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More like Jessie THICC. Umf.

*Jake Paul sadly dabs*

I think that when someone is blatantly attempting to brainwash children and share sex stories with them, hate for them is perfectly legitimate. He's a reprehensible human being. The office of President is far more powerful as a symbol than it is in reality to the letter of the law. He's shaming himself, the office,…